For those of you that haven’t heard this joke here you go:
This guy dies and because he voted Democrat his whole life,
he was sent to Hell. Satan met him at the gates of Hell and told he would give
him a tour of hell and he would have to pick the form of his eternal
punishment. They first came to a room where demons were dipping the damned in
vats of boiling oil. Once their bodies had burnt away, they were pulled out and
became whole again, only to be dipped in again. The next room had the damned
being skinned alive. Once all their skin was removed, they became whole and the
process started all over. The man told Satan that those looked awful and didn’t
he have anything else? Satan thought about it a bit, then told him that there
was one more room he might qualify for. Upon entering the room, the man noticed
all the people in the room were drinking coffee and standing knee deep in raw
sewage. The man thought to himself, “Well this doesn’t look too bad”. He told
Satan that this was the room that he wanted to be in. Satan handed him off to
the head demon for the room and left. Shortly thereafter the head demon blew a
whistle and shouted “Ok, coffee breaks over, everybody back to standing on your
head!”
And thus marks the end of my Christmas break and return to
regular work. I hope everyone had a good vacation and wish everyone the best in
the New Year!
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